Hutnick.com T-Shirt of the Day

I haven’t exactly given up . . .

This one speaks for itself.

I got pretty depressed about what appeared to be exponential decay of site traffic, and I kinda gave up.

So, I got some traffic today, and I had already made a funny, so what the hell.

I’ll try harder if you try harder.  Come on, baby, we can make this thing work.

Just to show my dedication to your chuckles, a bonus image of me with a table knife way up my nose.

Still single, ladies.

Today there was an article on Slashdot about self-cleaning clothes.

I made a funny about it.

Had to do a sleeveless.  Also in a regular white t.

I missed a couple of days.  I was having too much fun to mess with this.  Complain by email, and I’ll never miss a day again!

By request, my take on Astronaut Don Pettit’s statement that space has a smell.

Apparently botulism is bad for you again.

Since it’s naturally occouring I thought I go with the organic t this time.  Also in a lady’s tank for all the Botoxed MILFs out there.

I don’t know if they were trying to make a joke, but the article states

Still, the development raised eyebrows among at least some of the millions of people who have made Botox a huge beauty treatment.

I don’t know if this is a coincidence, but inability to raise the eyebrows is a common side-effect of Botox.  I really hope it was intentional.

Rick E. Rat’s is an idea I had for a place for guys to be guys.  It has a bar.  It has pizza.  It has strippers.  It has video games.  It’s where a man can be a pig!

I liked the looks of it in a ringer and a regular t.

Hopefully this is better late than never! I had too much fun on Friday to get the shirt up.

Anyway, in this political season it’s easy to forget a minority of a minority of a minority: gay droids.

There’s also a bonus bumper sticker.

Wesley Snipes slipped the noose on the felony charges, but is still looking at three years in the pokey. It turns out that income tax is not voluntary after all.

For the fifth time in less than two weeks, a data line serving the Middle East has been disabled.

Are failures.